A Zen master once said, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you."
So I didn't.
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
W.C. Fields
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
- Yogi Berra
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Ken Olson , President, Chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
- Walter Bagehot